How do I tie my shoes, much less keep my toe nails pretty (to offset my swollen cankles, of course)?
How do I become a billionaire, so I can afford everything my baby "needs"? Ex: the "best stroller" for baby:
This one from 4moms.com is 850$. Better be self propelled with a jet pack!
How do I know if in 7th grade my kid won't be made fun of for not being named after a geographic direction, or fruit?
How do I figure out how to know everything? Bradley Method? Heimlich?
I'll let you know if I figure everything out one of these days :)